A Study Suggests Masturbation Can Help Fight COVID-19, Here Are Responses To This Shocking Claim

Aadhya Khatri - Mar 10, 2020


A Study Suggests Masturbation Can Help Fight COVID-19, Here Are Responses To This Shocking Claim

We are not sure about this, does it really help boosting our immune system against COVID-19 or these scientists just want us to stay at home more?

It is common to see advises like washing your hands frequently and avoid gathering in large numbers as preventative measures against COVID-19. However, this might be the weirdest study you have seen so far.

Covid-19 masturbation
So scientists think we should masturbate more to strengthen our immune against COVID-19?

We are not sure about this, does it really help boosting our immune system or these scientists just want us to stay at home more?

Here is what the article says:

The study suggests that achieving orgasm through masturbation can cause a rush of oxytocin, dopamine, and serotonin to your brain, striking a balance cortisol, a hormone that can reduce stress. This practice helps our immune system to function properly.

The high level of these hormones make it easier for people to have a good night sleep, which in turn can also boost your immune system.

An active sex life and other good habits can do well for the immune system, especially when COVID-19 is spreading fast.

Ever since this announcement was made public on Twitter, the reactions have been increasing fast. To save you some time browsing, here are our favorites:

Covid-19 masturbate Wuhan
So you can just masturbate and then your are safe to head to Wuhan?

COVID-19 sex masturbate
Does regular sex with your spouse count as a preventative measure?

Covid-19 masturbate avoid contact
Stay at home, avoid any contact and masturbate all day sound like a neat plan to fight COVID-19

Covid-19 masturbate fight
Who needs vaccines and treatments when you can masturbate?

covid-19 masturbate wash hands
Do we need to wear a face mask and wash our hands?

COovid-19 masturbate immune system
Spend all the hours you need to boost your immune system to fight COVID-19, but please do it in private, not at work

COVID-19 masturbate immune
Yeah sure, but one cannot do that too many times a day. Everyone has a limit

COVID-19 toilet paper masturbate
So this is why people in Australia rush to stock toilet papers

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