Health Department Begged People To Please Masturbate To Avoid Co.ro.na.virus Infection

As CO.VID-19 is spreading fast all over the world, what many people are wondering if they are allowed to get intimate like usual. And a government health organization in New York has just the answer for that.

According to the NYC Department of Health and Mental Hygiene, you are the safest s.e.x partner so they encourage people to jerk off instead of doing it with another person. They also reminded people to wash their hands and s.e.x toys with water and soap.

To add a more intimate vibe to the post, the department added a bunch of tongue and peach emojis.

Hold your laughs as this is actually a good piece of advice, especially in this trying time when a highly contagious disease is infecting and taking people's lives. For those who do not know, masturbation has been proven to relieve stress and boost humans’ immune systems.

This Tweet is the next in line, following what the NYC health department is trying to do to encourage safe s.e.x in the time of the Co.ro.na.virus. The department advises people to only f.u.c.k people you live with (Are they referring to our roommates?). People should also be careful not to let themselves come in contact with mucus or saliva.

If you have no one to share those intimate moments with during lockdown and isolation, the NYC health department suggests that you should satisfy your own needs and remember to wash yourself thoroughly after.

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